Naughty Novelties

Shop naughty novelties — cheeky gag gifts, secret santa winners, party favours & adult joke gifts. Same-day Sydney dispatch, discreet packaging. Free shipping over $99.

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Naughty Novelties the gift they'll never forget

Australia's best range of cheeky novelties — gag gifts, rude straws and party favours, secret santa legends, birthday shockers and joke gifts that steal the whole gathering. Small price, enormous reaction. Fast discreet delivery across Sydney and Australia.

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Match the gag to the gathering

Office secret santa wants cheeky-but-openable; a 30th birthday can go harder; hens and bucks parties have no ceiling. Read the room, then shop one notch bolder.

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The reaction is the product

Nobody remembers the sensible candle they got last year — everyone remembers who gave the rude pasta. You're not buying an object, you're buying the moment it's unwrapped.

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The two-gift trick

Wrap the novelty on top and a real gift underneath — the gag gets the laugh, the genuine present lands twice as well right after it. Oldest trick in the book because it works.

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Buy in multiples

Novelties are the cheapest things in the store — grab a few spares while you're here and you're covered for the next birthday, Kris Kringle or party invite that ambushes you.

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180+ verified reviews
"Won office secret santa three years running with stuff from this collection. Plain box to my desk, nobody suspects a thing, and every December someone begs me to reveal my source. Never." — S.M., Sydney ✓ Verified buyer
2,400+ Australians
shop here every month

Frequently asked questions

What makes a good naughty secret santa gift?

Something that gets a laugh the moment it's unwrapped but can still be opened in front of colleagues — cheeky mugs, rude confectionery-style novelties and joke gifts hit the sweet spot. Save the properly explicit picks for friends' parties.

Are these actual usable products or just jokes?

Both live in this collection — some items are pure gags built for the unwrapping moment, others are genuinely functional products with a cheeky twist. Each product description tells you which you're getting.

Can I ship a gag gift to my workplace?

Safely — the box is completely plain with STM Pty Ltd as the sender and no hint of the contents. Your desk delivery looks like any other online order.

How is my order packaged?

Completely plain box, sender listed as STM Pty Ltd. No branding on the outside. Bank statement shows a generic reference only.

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Naughty Gifts Sydney — small parcels, big laughs

Sex Toys Sydney stocks Australia's best range of naughty novelties and gag gifts — cheeky secret santa winners, rude party favours, birthday joke gifts and adult novelties that make the whole room look up. Every order ships in plain discreet packaging with same-day dispatch from our Sydney warehouse on orders before 2pm AEST.

Novelties are the seasoning of every good celebration. Scatter them across a hens night or bucks party, pair one with a deck from adult games for an instant party kit, or use the two-gift trick with something genuine from kits and sexy gifts hidden underneath. Even a flavoured lube or massage candle makes a gag gift that quietly becomes a favourite.

Free standard shipping on all orders over $99. Fast discreet delivery to Sydney CBD, Bondi, Parramatta, Blacktown and every suburb across Sydney and Australia.